It’s certainly been a wild, heated presidential race. Information governance has remained at center stage, ever since President Obama’s successful 2008 rallying cry, “Data We Can Believe In.” And the 2016 candidates have followed suit, with Bernie Sanders’ “What We Need is an Information Revolution,” Hilary Clinton’s “Information for America,” and Jeb Bush’s succinct slogan: “Data!”
But no candidate has tapped into the electorate’s visceral hopes and fears for information governance with more gusto than Donald Trump. As election day nears, it’s time to take a closer look at Mr. Trump’s positions on managing information compliance, cost, risk, and value.
I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of data entering our computer systems, until our IT representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.
By now, you’ve surely heard about the hack of the Democratic National Committee that gathered thousands of email messages, the contents of which were exposed by WikiLeaks and ultimately caused Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz to resign. But did you also know that only last fall, the DNC 
OK, “souls” is alliterative, but a bit over the top. How about instead “selling our bodies for security,” such as our retinas, our fingerprints, or our faces?